To Error is Human

Hello.......

“Hello…. Is this thing on?… Hey Zelf Kain! What is the blinking light? Is it on?”

In the distance you hear “Its fine I have it going for you Zek now all you have to do is talk and when you’re done hit the blue button!”

“Oh ok………….. Hello I am Zek and this is a oddeo record of my voice on a deta … data pad. I was told that this will be a journal like my Zelf…errr boss Kain has but since he does not have time to teach me to write or read this thing will just record my voice…… I have been told I have a very nice voice but don’t say things 100% right…or ….correct….hmmmm!”……………………static………………………. static …………………………………………

“…okay but I’m very busy right now and don’t have time to help you with this, Zek. So I really need you to stop playing with the buttons, okay?”

“Yes Zelf, I’z sorry!”

“Okay then so remember, when you’re done, as in done talking…. Look at me Zek.…..when you’re done recording your voice hit the blue button, okay?”

“Yes Zelf…oh…oh I have one last question!?”

“(sigh) Yes Zek?”

“Why dark hair girl when it a Tuesday?”

“Good bye Zek!”

“Okay you have good time den, Zelf. Okay I’m recording again. I had issue with record slate but we are recordin again. I was going to say something but forgot what it is…. hmmmm…. Oh yes that is right I am suppose to talk about my life….. well Zek’s life is…. is ahhhhh…. is good! I have Mercenary License see…. oh you can’t see that right this oddeo not veedeo… I work for Adamenta Kain he is my boss. I say Zelf because that mean the same thing from where I are….am from, okay….. So…today I got on a Qual Ship.. I mean Big Ship with….boss and Equitius… Equitius is Bosses other body guard and he is also very nice and clean but has a mean side too… but not to me or boss.. just other people… Oh oh…reminds me be right back I have to go into basement….(stomping>….….(long pause)….(stomping)….I be right back….(stomping)….….(long pause)……(very soft sound of a woman moaning in the back ground and a rhythmic squeaking noise)….(stomping)….Okay I back but have to go. Later I tell you about ship, law man, bar fight, house, dead people Zek found, ah….bug I saw…..ahh…oh and how Zek just found out he may have to go back to fighting green skins… oh those what we call Orks if you didn’t know Okay I have to go now bye bye".….(stomping)….….(long pause)……..(a muffled sound of a woman crying out “Oh Adamenta” and a rhythmic squeaking noise that just stops)….(long pause)….(a door opening and a voice in the distance saying “Do you want some water?…. Okay I’ll be right back!” followed by footsteps)….

“Damn it he left this on. ZEK!!….. ZEK!!!….. Where the hell is he?.…IM TURNING THIS OFF, ZEK!!!”

END RECORDING…

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